Cerita Lawak lagi~

lagenda fairytales dan hang tuah

Snow White : Kanda,, we buy a washing machine yaa..

Hang Tuah : Nak buat apa?

Snow White : i want to drove it around Melaka...

Arr? Berkerut dahi Hang Tuah...

Snow White : Do u think i’m stupid..? of courselah i wanna use it to wash our clothes...already know but still asking...huh!

Geram pula dengan jawapan balas dari isterinya...

Hang Tuah : x payahlah dinda...kata nak jadi isteri mithali...kenalah buat semua keja tanpa bantuan mesin tu...

Snow White : i don’t care...i still want one!

Hang Tuah : Dinda janganlah degil...membazir saja beli benda tu...baek kanda belanja dinda makan KFC ke,, Mekdi ke..kenyang juga...

Snow White terus kuar dari umah...langsung tidak menoleh ke belakang...

‘ni ke isteri mithali? Ragam cam suh aku kawen lagi satu ni..’ bisik hati Hang Tuah..

Beberapa jam selepas itu,,, PIN!! PINNN!!

Hang Tuah : Hon siapa pula yang x beradab ni? Bagilah salam...hon buat apa?

Snow White : Kanda...(manja gedik sikit)

Hang Tuah : Apa pula dalam kotak besar ni dinda?

Snow White : Surprise!!

Ternganga Hang Tuah melihat mesin basuh didepannya..jenama Samsung,, harga ,,, arr?! Hang Tuah rasa macam nak pitam...

Hang Tuah : Mahalnya dinda! Mana dinda cekau duit bayar ni?

Dengan selamba Snow White menyerahkan buku biru kepada Hang Tuah... kali ni bukan setakat nak
pitam, rasa cam nak demam 7 hari 7 malam jak...

Hang Tuah : sampai hati dinda kikis duit ASB kanda..RM10.00 jak dinda tinggalkan?

Snow White buat x dengar...masih leka dengan mesin basuh barunya...perlahan Hang Tuah merebahkan diri...lagak macam frust menonggeng bila hilang gigi depan...dengan penuh semangat Snow White memungut semua pakaian kotor dan masuk dalam mesin...tiba-tiba,,,

Snow White : Errr,, kanda where is the power socket? And the water pipe?

Hang Tuah : Kita mana ada paip air...apalagi letrik...selama 102 jam dinda tinggal kat sini, apa dinda lupa kita mandi kat sungai belakang umah? Apa dinda x perasankan lilin atas para tiap-tiap malam? (sayu suara Hang Tuah)

Snow White :So, how i’m gonna use this stuff?

Hang Tuah : dinda amik baldi, angkut air dari sungai tu then pusingkan mesin tu dengan tangan dinda...pandai sangatkan? Cakap suami xnak dengar!

Snow White tunduk...sesal dahulu pendapatan,, sesal kemudian xda gunanya...

~Perbezaan Ikan Keli halal dan Haram~

Pada tahun 1986 sewaktu Tok Wan sedang gila memelihara ikan air tawar ada ler satu kolam tu Tok piara ikan keli. Oleh kerana ikan keli menggunakan bahagian dasar kolam maka kolam tersebut Tok kongsikan dengan ikan Rohu serta Tilaphia sebab Tilaphia duduk dibahagian atas sementara Rohu bahagian tengah.

Seorang rakan memberitahu pada Tok bahawa ikan keli ada 2 jenis bagi menandakan yang halal dan yang haram. Pada mulanya Tok sendiri tak percaya. Mana boleh ada keli halal atau haram (masa tu belum ada Logo Halal JAKIM lagi). Namun selepas Tok sendiri selidik ikan keli yang dipelihara oleh rakan berbangsa Tionghua dikolam dekat Batu Kong (sekarang flat ATM Desa Tun Razak) nyata cerita itu benar.

Perbezaan ikan keli memakan bahan haram dan halal

Haram (Ikan yang diternak orang bukan Melayu diberi makan perut ayam, bahan buangan, bangkai dan organ dalaman babi. Semua benda itu tidak halal untuk umat Islam)
· Kepala berbentuk 'V'
· Bentuk badan mirip torpedo
· Badan berwarna hitam berkilat
· Bahagian bawah badan berwarna putih melepak
· Bahagian antara bawah kepala dan badan berwarna kuning
· Apabila digoreng akan meletup kerana banyak lemak


Halal (diberi makan palet halal iaitu campuran beras hancur, tepung ikan, kepala ikan bilis, minyak sawit, bahan buangan kelapa sawit, kiambang dan vitamin)
· Kepala berbentuk 'U'
· Bentuk badan tirus
· Berwarna hitam kelabu dan tidak berkilat
· Bahagian bawah badan berwarna putih kelabu
· Tiada warna kuning kelihatan di bahagian antara bawah kepala dan badan
· Digoreng tidak meletup

Jadi info ini mungkin berguna sewaktu anda hendak membeli ikan keli dipasar. 

3 Bumi Photos!

Kenangan Kita bersama selama 3 tahun~

3Bumi Crewz~
AmI,IzurI,FiMin,aMaD,MuharraMz,LuqMaN,MirZaN,NajIb,EpuL,ACaB,HeLmi,AwIe,ROsMan,(BoYz)
DeLmiA,FaraH,AIdA,SoFiA,QurattUL,DiYaNa,AinA(GurlZ)

Source: Photos hak Milik SnoDk Blogspot.com

Pmr is Around The Corner!

Hari selasa nie 4/10..admin a.k.a snodk kene ambik periksa Pmr...nielha masanya admin buat apa yg admin dh belaja selama 3 tahun kat SMK Sri Pantai~.....admin taknak target bnyk2 sbb kalau target bnyk takut tak dpat pastu frust menonggeng~ haha...hope next year dpt masuk kelas budi...na ambik graphics....tak nak masuk suci..benci ADD MATH.....k lha admin kene kurangkan update post kat blogs nie sbb admin kene penting an study! anyway to readers wish me luck ok!

~Empires Shopping Gallery Explosion~

KUALA LUMPUR: The gas explosion which ripped through the Empire Shopping Gallery in Subang Jaya on Wednesday morning, Sept 28 is suspected to be linked to a gas leak from a lower ground floor unit in the mall.
A statement issued by Empire Shopping Gallery Sdn Bhd on Friday, Sept 30 said the actual cause of the explosion was still under investigation. It added an official result was expected in the near future.
The statement quoting an Energy Commission spokesperson as saying that from its investigation, the central gas piping system in the mall was still in “good condition” while the last inspection by the commission was only conducted in July this year.
Empire Shopping Gallery executive director Datuk Danny Cheah said: “Our gas piping system is designed and installed by BHP, a registered and certified contractor of the Energy Commission. We have been assured that it meets the high industry standards.”
Cheah added since the mall start operations more than a year ago, the management was “singularly focused” on internal best practices in all areas of operations.
To recap, the explosion at the mall was at about 3.45am on Sept 28 which damaged the lower ground and ground floors of the Mall, affecting an estimated 30 units. Four people were injured while more than 300 were rescued and evacuated, news reports said.
The entire complex that includes the 198-room Empire Hotel, Empire Soho and Empire Tower was closed for an inspection by the authorities to ensure the structures were declared safe.
Cheah said Friday that apart from a few units of the mall that are severely damaged, the major portion of the mall remains unscathed. “Rumours of collapsed floors at the lower ground floor are also unsubstantiated,” he said. He added all these premises are ready to commence business soon.
Meanwhile, Empire Hotel targets to resume operations by Oct 15 upon reconnection of the essential utilities.
Its hotel group general manager Ricky Ho said on Friday the hotel staff had done a “tremendous job in safely evacuating over 300 guests in co-operation with the fire and rescue services department”.
The hotel, opened its doors to the public in July 2010 and the average occupancy rate was 82% with an average room rate of RM250.
Apart from some pieces of glass in the lobby, the hotel was unscathed. Following the explosion at the shopping mall, the hotel ensured that within 24 hours of the incident, arrangements were coordinated for guests to have their belongings returned to them.

“The unfortunate incident has resulted in the hotel cancelling all reservations made for accommodation and banquet at least till Oct 15,” it said.

Cerita Lawak:Muntah!

Di dalam sebuah bas duduk seorang pemuda dan seorang nenek. Si nenek memicit-micit kepalanya.

“Kenapa nie nek. Pening ya,” tanya pemuda tersebut.

“Ya nak, rasanya kepala pening, perut mual, rasa macam nak muntah,” jawab nenek.

“Oh, ya nak, bolehkah nenek melihat muka kamu sebentar.”

Pemuda itu terkejut tapi kemudian tersenyum,”Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?”

Si nenek menjawab,”Biar muntahnya lebih cepat.”

~Going To National Examination 2011~

4/10/2011 i have to answer National Examination of Malaysia (PMR)

i didnt think it easy..i've make a lots of Study,Study Group,Simple Notes..haha..so hard to get 9 A+...

Manchester United keeps the clean records!

Manchester United 3 Chelsea 1 An action-packed clash saw the champions see off Chelsea 3-1 thanks to goals from Chris Smalling, Nani and Wayne Rooney. Although Fernando Torries replied for the Londoners at the start of the second half, his dreadful miss late on only added to the ecstatic mood around the ground. Sir Alex's side could even afford a missed penalty from Rooney and several spurned chances en route to a fifth straight victory in the Barclays Premier League to go clear at the top of the table. United were slower into their stride than in this fixture last term, and yet still led after only eight minutes. David De Gea had been called into drastic action to hook away a Ramires shot early on but the opener soon arrived, in front of the Stretford End. Ashley Young was fouled and swung the free-kick over for Smalling to bury an unstoppable header for his first Barclays Premier League goal for the Reds. Replays showed the defender may have been marginally offside and the goal provoked a decent response from the visitors. Torres had already received a stray pass from Javier Hernandez when Anderson misplaced the ball straight to the Spaniard but, as Old Trafford held its breath, the £50million man dragged his shot wastefully wide of the far post. De Gea caught a Bransilav Ivanovic header and saw Frank Lampard lash wide, after the England international midfielder rightly escaped a handball shout inside his own area. There was an almighty let-off on 26 minutes when Torres was onside and in the clear but squared the ball. Ramires stretched to force a wonderful, improbable stop out of De Gea with Daniel Sturridge waiting behind him for a simple tap-in. The Reds' No1 gathered the resulting corner at the second attempt and also kept out an unmarked Sturridge while Torres sent an unconvincing overhead kick wide as Chelsea had few problems creating chances. But Nani showed them how to finish with a piece of individual magic, collecting Jonny Evans' diagonal pass, advancing on goal and fizzing a firecracker of a finish past Petr Cech's flailing right hand. With a two-goal advantage, United continued to look menacing and, just before half-time, Rooney was involved early on in a move that saw Phil Jones maraud forward from centre-back. Eventually, John Terry's clearance bounced fortuitously off Nani and into the path of Rooney who calmly despatched a third. This was never going to be a cakewalk for the champions and substitute Nicolas Anelka made an immediate impact at the start of the second half when setting up Torres for a clever finish over De Gea. Mata forced De Gea into action but United should have extended the lead when Nani broke onto a Rooney pass and, after seeing his shot come back off the bar, was fouled by Jose Bosingwa as he latched onto the rebound. Phil Dowd opted against carding the Portuguese defender and no punishment was meted out as Rooney slipped when taking the spot-kick, evoking memories of John Terry's miss in Moscow by screwing it wide. United continued to press after Antonio Valencia and Michael Carrick were introduced but Jones headed a delicious cross by Young wide and Chelsea worked hard to get back into the game. Romelu Lukaku was denied a goal soon coming off the bench by a saving challenge from Patrice Evra and Torres fired a rebound over after De Gea parried his initial shot. But the woodwork saved the visitors when Rooney hit a post from an Evra cross and Javier Hernandez was hurt by Ashley Cole's challenge as he crashed the ball into the side-netting. Cole was booked but there was no penalty as the Mexican limped off. The home fans were celebrating as though a goal had been scored when Torres rounded De Gea with seven minutes left but still displayed a lack of confidence when inexplicably shooting wide of the empty net with his left foot. There should have been another strike to enjoy in injury time but Rooney's unselfish pass was a little over-hit to Dimitar Berbatov, who could only send his shot against Cole on the line. Nonetheless, this was another impressive three points for the Reds, who continue to look unbeatable at Old Trafford. Chelsea's fans were chanting: 'We're going to win the league" in the dying seconds but it was more out of hope than expectation on this evidence. Source: www.manutd.com

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